If you’re a bashful sort of chap or person then perhaps you shouldn’t continue reading.
I’m suffering from the worst persistent case of “Bottle Brush Syndrome” known to woman at the moment. Like a persistent itch, itch, itch, itch. I’ve tried everything.
In fact I’m so desperate I might take a bottle of Gention Violet and splash and paint it on my nether regions. I think a Purple Guava will spice things up….
fok it…itch…. itch…. itch…..