Ode to a Pain in the ass
When you walk into the room, my IBS flares up
I stare at you from behind my coffee cup
you speak such shite
you have no wit…
Mrs Tact left you years ago
I’d love to see you stub yor toe.
Insincerity drips from your verse
You really are a pain in the arse…
Now, bugger off and let me be….
We’ll NEVER be friends…you wait and see…
P.s had to get this off my chest……….